1. pedicure
2. catalogs--I could look at them for hours
3. that Andrew's teacher is so wonderful
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Wow, I never knew!
perhaps it was a bit over his head
Warning: this may contain offensive language to some, to people who have brothers, husbands, or boys, feel free to read on...
Luke and I were driving home from the store yesterday and our conversation went like this...
Me: "Luke, you are so cute I just want to pinch your cheeks."
Luke: "Mom, I just want to punch you in the weiner."
Me: "I don't have a weiner, and we don't talk that way."
Luke: "Yes, you do!"
Me: "Girls don't have weiners. Only boys. That is what makes a boy a boy. Boys are full of testosterone."
Luke: "What's testosterstone?"
Me: "It is a hormone that makes boys boys. Girls have a hormone called estrogen."
Luke: (Pause). "Okay mom, what the heck is estrogen?"
I don't know why I even brought up hormones, but sometimes you just say things to fill space and go off on tangents...this unfortunately was one of those times.
Luke and I were driving home from the store yesterday and our conversation went like this...
Me: "Luke, you are so cute I just want to pinch your cheeks."
Luke: "Mom, I just want to punch you in the weiner."
Me: "I don't have a weiner, and we don't talk that way."
Luke: "Yes, you do!"
Me: "Girls don't have weiners. Only boys. That is what makes a boy a boy. Boys are full of testosterone."
Luke: "What's testosterstone?"
Me: "It is a hormone that makes boys boys. Girls have a hormone called estrogen."
Luke: (Pause). "Okay mom, what the heck is estrogen?"
I don't know why I even brought up hormones, but sometimes you just say things to fill space and go off on tangents...this unfortunately was one of those times.
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
I know you were all going through withdrawls because you haven't seen pics for a while...who knew you could get a CD from film? Learn something new everyday, I guess. They are pictures of mostly St. Patrick's Day and Easter. I just love my boys!
1. I am posting pictures!
2. rainbows
3. I am done with my evals!
1. I am posting pictures!
2. rainbows
3. I am done with my evals!
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Ode to the office!
This is seriously one of the best shows on TV...if you don't watch it yet, you better get on it and as Dwight would say, you are "shunned."
1. Spreading good news! We apparently are going for a basketball team...it will most likely be another boy!
2. sitting on the toilet after one of my boys has used it with the seat down...very refreshing!
3. the McDonalds fish sandwich--nothing is better at curing those pregnancy cravings!
Okay...I hope you realize it is APRIL FOOLS! Here is what I am REALLY grateful for:
1. that my IUD is in full working order
2. antibacterial wipes for the little surprises on the toilet
3. that there are other fast food restaurants other than McDonalds and food to eat other than fish!
2. sitting on the toilet after one of my boys has used it with the seat down...very refreshing!
3. the McDonalds fish sandwich--nothing is better at curing those pregnancy cravings!
Okay...I hope you realize it is APRIL FOOLS! Here is what I am REALLY grateful for:
1. that my IUD is in full working order
2. antibacterial wipes for the little surprises on the toilet
3. that there are other fast food restaurants other than McDonalds and food to eat other than fish!
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