Great Scotts!: A Luke joke

Saturday, September 15, 2007

A Luke joke

Luke: "Knock, knock!"

Me: "Who's there?"

Luke: "Seatbelt!"

Me: (quite hesitantly!) "Seatbelt who?"

Luke: "I didn't know you could put your seatbelt on!" while laughing hysterically.

At least HE thinks he's funny!

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72 HOUR KIT

January
-1 gallon of water per person per day
-A pack for each person
-cash
-a working flashlight by your bed

February
-First aid kit
-consecrated oil
-cash
-Learn how to shut off water

March
-Food (easy to heat, lightweight foods/snacks)
-cooking supplies
-cash
-learn how to start and run a generator

April
-lightweight backpacking stove
-morale boosters
-cash
-change batteries on smoke detectors

May
-sanitation kit
-pocket knife/duct tape/rope
-cash
-create a family safety plan

June
-personal items: medicines, Rx, feminine hygiene, diapers, etc.
-ID cards
-cash
-secure large furniture like bookcases to walls

July
-emergency candle
-backpack items: ponchos, emergency blankets, handwarmers, whistle, flashlight, and batteries
-cash
-install a safety ladder for upstairs sleepers-practice using it!

August
-important papers
-cash
-learn how to shut off the gas to your home

September
-clothing
-cash
-get or update your fire extinguisher

October
-hand crank radio
-cash
-change batteries in smoke detectors