Warning: this may contain offensive language to some, to people who have brothers, husbands, or boys, feel free to read on...
Luke and I were driving home from the store yesterday and our conversation went like this...
Me: "Luke, you are so cute I just want to pinch your cheeks."
Luke: "Mom, I just want to punch you in the weiner."
Me: "I don't have a weiner, and we don't talk that way."
Luke: "Yes, you do!"
Me: "Girls don't have weiners. Only boys. That is what makes a boy a boy. Boys are full of testosterone."
Luke: "What's testosterstone?"
Me: "It is a hormone that makes boys boys. Girls have a hormone called estrogen."
Luke: (Pause). "Okay mom, what the heck is estrogen?"
I don't know why I even brought up hormones, but sometimes you just say things to fill space and go off on tangents...this unfortunately was one of those times.
1 comment:
I am laughing so hard. I love how you explain these things to him. I totally can relate that once you open up the can of worms with some topics, it is all over from there!!
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